Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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