I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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