Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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