So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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