Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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