I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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