Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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