Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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