I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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