Buhtt sex?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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