well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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