Only a mothe r could love this liver
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My vagina is officially offended.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I need to calm my uterus...
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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