butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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