summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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