Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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