I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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