come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
They have beer where we have blood.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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