69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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