It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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