Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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