no you cant smoke seaweed
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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