gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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