They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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