Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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