If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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