We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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