You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
