A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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