I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
It's shark week go big or go home
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