whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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