i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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