Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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