WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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