no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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