I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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