i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Bring me that man meat
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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