no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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