No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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