butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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