: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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