You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
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dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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