This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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