u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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