Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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