How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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