He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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