She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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