Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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