drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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