Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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