Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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