Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
sarcasm needs its own font
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize
