Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
My liver just had a heart attack.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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