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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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