i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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