Whod you bang
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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