you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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